Guns and Yoga

This week's Times' True Life Tale is really good:

Someone needs to open a combination shooting range and yoga studio. I’m serious. Maybe I should do it. Hose off a few clips of Glaser safety slugs, then see how deep you can go into Warrior II. The murder rate would go down. No, wait — it would stay the same, but people would realize it’s all part of a bigger plan. Or, no, it would go up, because people would realize the transitory nature of existence, and that everything that has happened or is going to happen is always happening someplace forever, so why not put a slug in that dude’s head who won’t stop talking during “300”?

I'd totally sign up for a shooting + yoga session! I loved the booth at amusement parks where you had fake shotguns and aimed at the small red light targets that set off little animations when you hit them.